Jonesboro Grange Crush Cancer 5K

Sunday, June 25, 2023
8:30 am Kids Run
9:00 am 5k Walk/Run

Why should you participate? 
🦞 Proceeds donated to help area non-profits serve those who are battling cancer
🦞 Racecourse is on a quiet, scenic, ocean-view road far from traffic
🦞 A Professional Chip Timing service will be timing our race this year
🦞 Unique lobster 5k t-shirts for sale
🦞 Mostly flat out and back course 
🦞 Water Station at the turnaround point
🦞 Handmade lobster-themed awards
🦞 Photo booth with lobster-themed props
🦞 Fun race atmosphere 
🦞 An AMAZING finish line view 
🦞 FREE cupcakes and post-race treats 
🦞 Lucky number
🦞 And MORE – We will share soon!!

Sign up today! $30 Online registration closes June 18. $35 Day of registration.

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Can’t join us in person?  Register as a virtual participant! Join folks from Colorado, Florida, New York, Indiana, Ohio, and Maine. Walk or run when and where it is convenient for you!

Fraternal Concern – Norma Jean Haines

Submitted by MSG Secretary Sharon Morton

Norma Jean Haines, Past Jr. Deputy of the Maine State Grange, passed away on April 19, 2023.  Celebration of Norma’s life at the First Congregational Church of East Baldwin from 2:00-3:00, Sunday, May 7, 2023.  In Lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to the Brown Memorial Library, P.O. Box  24, East Baldwin, ME  04024. Condolences may be sent to Glenn Haines and his Family at PO Box 49, East Baldwin, Maine  04024.

Condolences may be sent to:
Glenn Haines and his Family
PO Box 49,
East Baldwin ME  04024.

View the complete obituary here.

Chelsea Grange Award

At Chelsea Grange’s April meeting, James Meserve was given the Golden Sheaf Certificate issued by the National Grange of the Order of Patrons of Husbandry in recognition of fifty years of continuous Grange Membership. It certifies Jim has been enrolled in the permanent records of those who have devoted half a century of service to the Order, to Agriculture, and to Mankind. The Certificate was given by the National Grange on January 31, 2023, and presented to Jim by Rick Grotten, Master of Chelsea Grange #215, on April 8th, 2023, at our monthly meeting.

Kennebec Valley Grange Dinner

May 20, 2023
12:00 – 2:00 pm
or until sold out

during our weekly flea market

American Chop Suey, Sweet Italian sausage, green beans, garlic bread, and a whoopie pie.

$10.00 take-home only

We will also have baked beans & dynamites, beef and gravy pints or quarts-to-go, RADA Cutlery, and Maine Rebekah Cookbooks.

Kennebec Valley Grange
560 Main Street, Madison
FMI-Diane Pinkham 314-5135

Valley Grange to Clean Up!

Valley Grange is located in Guilford Maine

We are looking for helping hands…

Friday, May 12, 2023

starting at 2:00 pm

for a wide variety of tasks and projects… all designed to prepare our hall for our big community celebration coming soon! Inside tasks will include sweeping, dusting, wiping, rearranging, and setting up chairs… outside tasks will include raking and pruning… maybe some painting if the weather’s right!

Bring your favorite tools and labor-saving devices. Come any time after 2:00 pm… or before if you can see what needs doing and don’t mind working alone! Better yet, bring a friend! Many hands make work light.

For more information call Walter at 207 343-1842 or Mary at 207 564-0820.

In Other News

We were busy at our April Meeting! Get your calendars out and mark these dates:

  • May 12, 2023, is our Spring Cleaning Day!
  • May 19, 2023, is our big Community Celebration – Potluck Supper starts at 5:30 pm, and the Program kicks off at 7:00 pm.
  • May 20, 2023, Services for Roger Ricker at the Mainstream Cemetery at 1 pm, followed by a celebration of his life at the Harmony Community Center.
  • June 1, 2023, Is the Piscataquis Pomona Meeting at Wayside Grange at 7 pm.
  • June 9, 2023, is our Valley Grange Meeting—Potluck Supper starts at 6 pm, and the meeting and elections are at 7:00 pm. Note this is a date change from our usual third Friday!
  • July 29, 2023, we will participate in the River Festival in Guilford.
  • August 15, 2023, Valley Grange Fun and Fund Raiser Picnic at the Boomsma’s, 5 pm until the marshmallows are roasted! (This replaces the former Piscataquis Pomona Picnic.)
  • August 24-27, 2023, Piscataquis Valley Fair

We need your input and suggestions! As part of our Community Celebration, we will recognize individuals and organizations supporting Valley Grange and their communities! We’ve started a pretty good list, but we welcome suggestions! We also need members and guests to “fill the chairs” during our Community Celebration on May 19, 2023. Please RSVP if you can help us by filling a role during this meeting—there are some easy ones! We also need your help with the potluck—please plan to make larger dishes than usual!

The CWA Committee raised some funds with a cake raffle and recommended donations to the House in the Woods and Home for Little Wanderers. “All in favor!”

We will kick off a “Meat or Heat” Raffle with the Guilford River Festival. Details to follow!

Communication Shorts 4-18-2023

By Walter Boomsma,
MSG Communications Director
207 343-1842

Communication Shorts are brief (short) but important items posted for your information and use. Send us your ideas and thoughts!

April Bulletin

The April Bulletin is now available for downloading and printing. Remember, you can always find recent issues of the Bulletin on the Program Books and Information Page.

Have You Started on Your May Baskets?

It’s often called a “forgotten tradition.” If you need reminding, check this out!

Grange Month Happiness

Don’t forget to tell us what happiness you experienced during Grange Month at your Grange. Use the Submissions Tab or send an email!

Ideas for Granges

Celebrate something crazy! There’s a fairly successful and long-standing “Black Fly Festival” that started as an effort to Save the Black Flies. Find a reason to have a party.

Thought for You…

“Good leaders make people feel that they’re at the very heart of things, not at the periphery. Everyone feels that he or she makes a difference to the success of the organization. When that happens, people feel centered and that gives their work meaning “

Warren Bennis

Do You Love the Grange?

The world wants to hear about it! Fill out the simple I Love the Grange Form… it only takes a couple of minutes! Thanks to all who have shared so far!

Online Directories Available 24-7

  • The ODD Directory features all state officers, directors, and deputies with contact information.
  • The Directory of Granges features all Granges in the state with a contact person. Please make sure your listing is correct!

Do You Have FOMO?

“FOMO” is, of course, a Fear Of Missing Out. One strongly recommended treatment is to subscribe to the Maine State Grange Website. We’ll send you a daily summary whenever news and columns are posted, and we won’t share your email address with anyone!

Subscribe to the Maine State Grange Website

Patriot’s Day

Only a handful of states recognize an upcoming state holiday that many others around the country know little about. Patriot’s Day is on Monday, April 17, and is celebrated officially only in Maine, Massachusetts, Wisconsin, Connecticut, and North Dakota. The latter two recently adopted the holiday in 2018 and 2019, respectively.

With origins stemming from Fast Day, a holiday tied to a time when Maine was still a Massachusetts territory before achieving statehood in 1820, Patriot’s Day (spelled Patriots’ Day outside of Maine) was officially adopted long after statehood in 1907 and originally celebrated on April 19. It was moved to the third Monday of April in 1969.

The holiday commemorates the battles of colonists against British soldiers in Lexington, Concord and Menotomy in Massachusetts on April 19, 1775, which officially began hostilities in the American Revolutionary War. In fact, it was the day referenced in Ralph Waldo Emerson’s “Concord Hymn,” in which he describes the first shot fired at Concord’s North Bridge as the “shot heard round the world.” Today, the holiday is also marked by the Boston Marathon, which has been held on Patriot’s Day nearly every year since 1897. Click here for more historical information about what the day celebrates.

Reprinted with permission from an e-newsletter published by Senator Stacey Guerin, Maine District 4.

Exploring Traditions – April 2023

Meandering Around the Grange Way of Life

by Walter Boomsma, Guest Columnist

When you don’t know what to say…

By Walter Boomsma, Guest Columnist

“By command of the Worthy Master, I proclaim this Grange opened in ample form for promoting the welfare of our country and of mankind, and for advancing interests, elevating the characters and increasing the influence of all Patrons of Husbandry, by transacting our business and by exemplifying our principles in Faith, in Hope, in Charity, and with Fidelity.”

(The Overseer’s Proclamation while opening a meeting.)

A few years ago, Grangers heard a lot about having an “elevator speech.” The idea behind it seemed to be that you should be prepared to give a short speech establishing the value of the Grange to your fellow passengers. I was never a big fan. For one thing, I’m not sure we will attract members by making speeches. For another, it seems to imply that our best opportunity to recruit was found among people who were trapped and forced to listen.

But I do accept the reality that it can be hard to know what to say when someone expresses interest in or asks a question about the Grange. I suspect our forebears recognized the importance of even members being reminded of some fundamental truths about how and why we have meetings. They, therefore, decided the Overseer would remind us at the beginning of each and every meeting.

If you’ve been a Granger for any length of time, chances are you’ve heard the proclamation often enough to recognize it and be at least somewhat familiar with it. You might even be surprised to find that you could come close to reciting it from memory.

You may not have considered that it includes a fairly succinct description of why and how we operate. The Grange promotes the welfare of our country and of mankind. (Anyone who thinks the Grange has lost its purpose and relevancy might reflect on just that part.) The second part sounds a bit self-serving, but we need to remember that this is part of the opening of a meeting—there will likely be mostly members in attendance.) We are about elevating the characters and increasing the influence of our members.

I suppose we could have some fun with that, thanks to the peculiarities of our language. We sometimes say that “so and so is quite a character!” Does that mean people should join the Grange so they can become a character?” In the truest sense of the word, the answer is yes! Character refers to a good reputation, as our adversities can build our character. “Increasing the influence” of our members originally alluded to the Grange’s representation of agriculture and farming. But in a more general sense, people who want to improve the welfare of our country and mankind should have more influence.

When we set out to do these things both in our meetings and in our lives, we are guided by and exemplify the principles of faith, hope, charity (love), and fidelity (truth and loyalty). That sounds like a pretty good organization to me.

It’s more important to understand it than to recite it. There are really three points:

  1. The Grange is about promoting the welfare of our country and mankind. As an organization, we start at the community level.
  2. Being a member also means building our character in such a way that we are, by example, improving our country and mankind.
  3. Everything we do, we try to do it faith, hope, love, and truth.

Is that something you’d like to be part of? If you are a member, is that something you ARE part of? Are you a patron (member) that others enjoy being with? People do not join organizations based on good speeches. They join organizations based on shared values. The biggest benefit an organization can offer is an opportunity to achieve, a shared sense of purpose, and a feeling of accomplishment and satisfaction. Let’s offer that to prospective members.

Any degree or ritual quotations are from the forty-sixth edition of the 2013 Subordinate Grange Manual or the most recent edition of the Pomona Grange Manual. The views and opinions expressed in “Exploring Traditions” are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official doctrine and policy of the Grange. Information about the book “Exploring Traditions—Celebrating the Grange Way of Life” can be found at http://abbotvillagepress.com, on Mr. Boomsma’s Amazon Author Page, or by contacting the author.

Communications Column – April 2023

Let’s Have a Grand Grange Gathering

By Walter Boomsma
207 343-1842
Communications Director

“Train With Hazardous Materials Derails in Rural Maine “ was a recent headline in a mainstream media outlet. Since a small forest fire developed, the Maine Forest Service was involved. A subsequent report by the Maine Department of Agriculture, Conservation, and Forestry included this statement, “Additional rail cars transporting hazardous materials did not derail.”

There might be a lesson in communication here. Or at least in journalism. The media headline is not inaccurate and will pass the fact-checkers. Is it a “good” headline?

A headline is, according to Wikipedia, “the text indicating the content or nature of the article below it.” There’s actually a bit of science involved that includes grammatical rules. No, we’re not going down that path, interesting as it might be.

Headlines became commonly used in the late 19th Century as competition between newspapers increased. Thus, they became “attention-getting devices.” When people stood at the newsstand, they picked up the paper with the most interesting headline. As readers paged through the purchased copy, they often decided which articles to read based on the headline.

In the electronic world, we use the term “click-bait” to describe a headline that captures interest to the point we click a link, often to be disappointed. As a writer, I find it disappointing that we aren’t having more conversations about the ethics of headline writing. I’m willing to concede that there’s a difference between writing a  headline for an advertisement versus a news story. An online ad recently offered “Save a Life—Free CPR training.” To their credit, in the fine print, they disclosed a fee for the certificate or completion. Much like the news example, the headline was not inaccurate. A number of folks took them to task for what they considered “misleading.” It might be a shame that we aren’t taking the media to task for some of the headlines they write. “The Training Is Free. The Certificate Is Not,” might have been more accurate, but a lot less attention-getting.

I’ve been tempted to create a lecturer’s program that would involve critiquing current headlines using some sort of accuracy scale. The program might be more about critical thinking than headlines.

When we send Grange news and program information to media outlets, we certainly don’t want to be misleading. But I think most would agree we can and should be more “attention-getting.” It may not be easy because you’re forced to really think about why someone should read your story or come to your event. A good day for a reporter includes a report where the headline just writes itself, but it rarely happens. One of my memorable ones happened when I was writing a press release announcing a local school concert. “Kids Raise Voices and Lift Spirits.”

One way to improve our headlining ability is to read other headlines critically. Be especially alert to headlines that might be adaptable to the news and events you are trying to promote. I love alliterations—they tend to “stick” in people’s minds. Let’s have a Grand Grange Gathering!

► FACT: Your MSG website was viewed over 1,500 times during March 2023–if you aren’t submitting your events and news, you are missing an opportunity!

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View from the Farm – April 2023

Webmaster’s note: The format of this column has changed a bit, with all of the Quill’s Endians participating at various times and in various ways! This month’s column is written by Phil.

A quote attributed to Paul Harvey reads, “Despite all of our accomplishments, we owe our existence to six inches of topsoil and the fact that it rains.”

Here near the 45th parallel, we make haste to work with that topsoil and rain to grow food and fodder in the few months of growing weather we have.

It really is astonishing that such a small amount of time is adequate for abundance.  For months here, the earth sleeps, the trees sleep, some of the critters sleep.  But what we have is enough for abundance.

This week, with the frost out of the ground and temperatures forecasted to be in the sixties, our places will awaken suddenly instead of slowly.  The race for abundance will begin anew.  Nature, content with such a small window of time, will amaze us with possibilities.

I’ve always held that to be a successful northerner, you must concentrate on short-term memory; that is, live in the present.  Soon, winter will fade away, and our existence will change.  We will walk out of houses with scant clothing, we will not warm up our vehicles, we will taste of our soil, and remember abundance.

Heather and Phil Retberg and their three children run Quill’s End Farm, a 105-acre property in Penobscot that they bought in 2004. They use rotational grazing on their fifteen open acres and are renovating thirty more acres from woods to pasture to increase grazing for their pigs, grass-fed cattle, lambs, laying hens, and goats. Heather is Vice President of Halcyon Grange #345 and writes a newsletter for their farm’s buying club of farmers in her area and has generously given us permission to share some of her columns with Grangers. Visit the Quill’s End Farm Facebook Page for more information.